Nice Time, Good Friends

I’m sorry if anyone is offended by this next blog. Andrew and I have had some “nice times,” and “good friends” reading them and thought everyone else would too (that is the new way to say goodbye. They always say nice time or good friends. Andrew loves it). It is a compilation of a bunch of the emails I have received from my new friends. They always ask for your contact and since I sadly never got a phone, email was the best option. I didn’t include the names of these fellas or their contact info but I think they’re just as fun without them. It is interesting how everyone tells you their life story. Hmm, anyways, Enjoy.

Hi over! Am danson just met with you thursday afternoon,while i was with my friends having lunch at polytechnic area,its been my pleasure to chat with u this noon,however i would like to get intouch with you and your friends for lunch meal and chat session at the place i was hving chapatis and coconut beans.Hoping to hear from you sooner than later.i'd like to know your hobbies so that if swimming is one of them, my two friends one is a fisherman,we can have just asimple weekend picnic&swimming session.Cheers for your warm gesture codo's and keep ur sweet smile shining.

Hi over! Thanks 4 the reply me and my friend we surfing today and i found your mail.I would be happy 2 have a lunch meal with you at the coconut paradise where we met.I can wait to meet you and if you can have company of one or two it will be alright.Hoping that it's fine with your schedule.I' love 2 know what time you are breaking for lunch so that i can get to cherrish and plan on the swimming &picnic fun time.I can make it to the beach on any day including friday......Am a native my schedule is always flexible 2 as sweet charm like you.this is my e-mail address lots of jambo from my fisherman friend.

(N.B!SWEET CHAPATIS &COCONUT BEANS INCLUSIVE)

Grace,
What a nice time to say hallo to u.Surely I need to know u well Grace,ua origin and ua mission.I have a good intrest in u.Can I know ua status.By profession,I have a Diploma in Electrical Power Engineering and at the moment am doing an attatchment in a milling Industry.I wish that we will meet one of this fine days and get to know each other well.My shift ends at 3.00 pm as I prepare for the evening duty at Cinemax.Yes lovely Grace;Nice times I always wish u.How long are u in Kenya?
With regards

HI, AM JUST BORED IN THE OFFICE AND DECIDED TO SEND YOU ANOTHER MAIL JUST TO TELL YOU MORE ABOUT MY FAMILY.

AM BORN IN A FAMILY OF 4,AM THE SECOND BORN.THE FIRST BORN -CHARLES IS A TEACHER,AM THE SECOND BORN,THE THIRD BORN DAN IS IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND THE LAST BORN AND THE ONLY GIRL IS IN HIGH SCHOOL {SHE WAS BORN IN 1992}

MY DAD WORKS WITH THE C.I.D { POLICE DEPARTMENT },MY MUM DIED IN THE YEAR 2003-4-SEPTEMPER THROUGH BREAST CANCER.MY DAD PROMISED NOT TO MARRY AND TO TAKE CARE OF US.AM HAPPY HE LOVES US BUT I MISS MY MUM.

I HAVE FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL AND GOT A B.C.E CLASS DRIVING LICENCE,I HAVE GOT ALSO A CERTIFICATE IN COMPUTER SYSTEM ADMINSTRATOR, AND LASTLY I HAVE GOT A DIPLOMA IN SALES AND MARKETING WHICH I FINISHED LAST YEAR 2003-APRIL AND ENROLLED MY EXAM WITH LONDON CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY {LCCI}AM PROUD MY DAD GAVE ME THIS OPPORTUNITY AND ATTAINEDTHIS AND IT MADE ME WHOM I AM NOW.

THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND,HOE AND TRUST YOU WILL BE ON MY SIDE AT ALL TIMES,WHEN I NEED ADVICE,AND CONSULTATION.BYE GRACE.SAY HELLO TO YOUR FRIENDS AND HUSBAND.

JAMBO?,HOW ARE YOU?,THIS IS CHRISTOPHER THE GUY YOU MET AT NYLI CINEMAX.LET ME GIVE YOU A BRIEF OF MY WORLD:-

AM CHRISTOPHER KILONZO,A KAMBA BY TRIBE,BIRTHDAY-8-SEPTEMPER 1984, HOBBIES-TRAVELLING, READING, LISTENING TO MUSIC AND ABOVE ALL I TALK ALOT. AM CURRENTLY WORKING WITH A SMALL COMPANY AS THE SALES AND MARKETING EXECUTIVE.

AM LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING ANY WHITE WOMAN FROM ANY STATE AND I DONT MIND OF THE AGE NOR HER STATUS.WHAT AM LOOKING FOR IS REAL LOVE THAT IS SERIOUS FULLY DEVOTED WOMAN TO LOVE ME ALONE.

THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT I ONCE FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL IN MOMBASA BUT SHE TURNED TO A GOLD DIGGER EXPLOITING MY FINANCES TO THE EARTH SHE THEN LEFT ME WHEN I HAD NOTHING.THIS HURTS ALOT WHEN I REMEMBER. FROM THAT TIME I PROMISED MY HEART NEVER EVER TO LOVE AN AFRICAN COZ I HAVE THE FEAR THEY MIGHT ALL BE GOLD DIGGERS.

PLEASE GRACE WHEN YOU GO BACK DONT FORGET ME,FIND ME SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE,I COULD HAVE TAKEN YOU ONLY THAT YOU SAID U ARE MARRIED.DONT MIND OF THE AGE JUST INTRODUCE THIS INFORMATION TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LET THE INTERESTED MAIL BACK.ANY ASSISTANCE YOU ACCORD TO ME WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED.

ALSO DONT FORGET TO SEND ME SOME BIRTHDAY GIFTS TOGETHER WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON MYU BIRTHDAY,I WILL KEEP REMINDING YOU.SEND THEM THROUGH THE POST OFFICE BOX.

ALWAYS MAIL ME AND INFORM ME OF YOUR PROCEEDINGS IN U.S.A AND IN SCHOOL.I WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE A GOOD FRIEND IN YOU FROM USA.

BYE GRACE AND HAVE A NICE TIME,

I WISH YOU SUCCES IN LIFE

AND HOPE WE SHALL MEET AGSIN.

BEST REGARDS -CHRIS.

hiii Grace...wzup how u doin. hey u LooK fiiiiine with that tan on u.

when u go back home to Utah all eyez will definetely be on u.

was great to meet up wit u, and also good to know u doin something in microfinance, i have some interest in that field perhaps u can tell me more and its potential here in our country.

well then hope to hear from u......take care and have a nice hope its goin 2b a hot day2.

PS. heres my No. tata

I forgot to add, if anyone is interested in coming to Kenya and marrying one of these men or having one of them come to the states to marry you, please let me know. I will release their contact info at that time.